Drama ensues

The darndest things always happen to me: I get locked out of my house this morning at 8:30am (correction, not locked out, lock broke!), I decide to run 2.5miles to my cousin's in attempts to get a key and try to catch her or her husband before they leave for work (luckily I had my tennis shoes on, thank the lord!), she's at work and her house is locked, so I try to steal her bike in the back yard to avoid running the 2.5miles back to my house, I fall down a hill with a bike ontop of me, try to ride the bike with two flat tires, decide it's a bad idea, try to return the bike up the hill, puncture my leg on a very sharp branch, on my 2.5mile run back home I stop at Holy Cross Hospital to use a phone book and phone to call the locksmith, everyone wants to call me back on my cell which is locked inside the house! Finally run back home to see a lovely locksmith waiting there for me! Somehow I manage to get to my 10:30 appointment on time too, whew!